In these shoes

I found some shoes. And then I wrote a story. This appeared serialised on my See Beth Jump Facebook page, but here is the first draft all in one document, and in chronological order. It was called “All Fall Down” but I think I’ll rename it “In These Shoes“. Oh yeah, and Elizabeth Lund is my pen name.

Just joking

It’s only March and I’ve ticked one of the things off my bucket list for the year. I’ve got my name on a comedy poster. The accompanying blurb describes me as “Newcomer” which makes me sound young and exciting. The punters may be disappointed by the reality though with Brad Oakes as the headliner, there’s … More Just joking

Christmas Haiku

In lieu of Christmas cards, I offered a free Christmas haiku service. Here’s one that combines some of my favourite things: Christmas every day When friends and family gather To share chocolate. #ChristmasHaiku I’ve stashed the complete collection of haiku over in Writing, so I don’t repeat myself next year.

Anxiety dreams

Do you have anxiety dreams? My most common “go-to” dream when I’m under stress is to do with teaching. I dream I’ve walked into a classroom – late – with no idea of what I’m supposed to teach. Sometimes the class has been going for several months and I’ve just forgotten that it was on … More Anxiety dreams

The Chronicles of Whitey

Whitey became an internet sensation when she and my uncle were rescued from his front yard at 2 am. He’d fallen and broken his hip. (*my uncle, that is) Whitey was sitting curled up on his stomach while he yelled for help. Read the full Chronicles of Whitey.